When I think I’m good at Arabic but then I hear actual arabs speak in amiyya and it’s just too much:
An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle but will never break.
(via kimdash)
If the Reservoir Dogs were on Tumblr
Mr. White:
Posts a lot of history stuff, especially regarding the military or warrior ethics. Loves to engage his hater anon. Is a closet feminist.
Mr. Orange:
Reblogs everything Mr. White posts. When he actually posts something original, it's usually vague and emo.
Mr. Blonde:
Porn and guns. Mr. White's hater anon.
Mr. Pink:
Endless text posts that no one ever reads. Only gets ironically reblogged.
Mr. Brown:
MADONNA AND DICKS.
Mr. Blue:
Hasn't updated for a year.
Nice Guy Eddie:
Submits half the porn Mr. Blonde posts on his blog.
Joe Cabot:
Posts whatever the hell he wants. Never follows back.
before shaving my legs:
i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
after shaving my legs:
praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
